Fair harbor
A place for the more relaxing side of the island. Filled with kids who grow up together, and stay friends for life!!! From a little age your friends because your island crew. You walk to Unfriendly Ice Cream, the pioneer market, and you cannot forget the most beatiful beach in the world. Fair Harbor is the place to be featuring the most amazing sunset in the world. This place is where rainy days are still happy days. Of course there are a few rules
Go barefoot
Be respectful of the others
Tourists suck (only on the 4th of July)
Locals are the people to be around
Fair Harbor doesn’t do tourists, it’s all locals!!!
Fair Harbor is amazing
Fair Harbor Fire Island is a small town in Fire Island NY.
Like a fire drill. When the fire alarm goes off at your school but it's really just someone hitting the juul in the bathroom.
"We had the fire alarm go off today at school and we had to evacuate and the fire trucks came, but it turns out it was really just another fire juul"
The name that the radical left wing tried to market the 2019-2020 Australian bushfires. This is not the official name and never was or has been.
The name originated from Reddit r/australia, a notoriously left wing forum where facts are often ignored.
Did you see the reddit post about the mom wanting to call this bushfire season the Morrison Fires? Yeah me too, what a bunch of fucking brain dead morons.
To hold off on an action or delay it for an undetermined amount of time.
"I'm about to update the approval process shortly. so maybe hang fire with the approval for it"
A euphemism for mass murder of civilians
This school shooting was said to be the worst one of all time, a real Russian cease-fire.
The city was Russian-ceasefired to the ground.
A man takes down his pants to completely expose himself, preferably at a rehearsal dinner or similar formal event. He then proceeeds to light his pubic hair on his genetalia on fire. He then pays it out with his hands to extinguish, much like stomping out an accidental prairie fire. Note: if attempted it’s best to have a spotter ready with a beer to extinguish.
Could you believe that prairie fire? I doubt his wife is happy. He took it all the way down to the roots. That smell of burnt pubes is absolutely unmistakable.