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The 'bottle' that one is said to have partaken of when one is acting unusually joyful or boisterous for no apparent reason...
It was thought that Sally had consumed from the Jolly Water Honey Bottle after her overtly confronting display of preposterous shenanigans.
Jan: He he he, I'm Chuckles Mcgee!
Pam: My word Jan, have you been partaking of the jolly water honey bottle once again?
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Dude, pull over, my water just broke.
Can't you hold it?
They're your leather seats.
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To spend carelessly and/or recklessly.
Julia bought a new Louis Vuitton purse with her bonus. She spend money like water.
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A code word for alcohol, often used around a minor's parents or other authorities. Can be used to describe any alcoholic beverage from beer to vodka.
Friend 1: Do you have the Hot Dog Water for tonight?
Friend 2: Yeah, I have it in my car.
Where did you put the Hot Dog Water?
How much do I owe you for the Hot Dog Water?
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When that pussy so good you gotta slurp that shit like it’s water nigga
Tyrone- I slurped her pussy so good last night
Paul- Did you slurp that pussy like water?
Tyrone- Hell yeah nigga
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-Not just that you're fucked but that you're fucked AND it's still getting worse.
-Your life is in the shitter already and now some asshole is about to give you a spin & flush at least twice.
-Not only is your POS boat dead in the water but it's sinking as well
Guy1: well shit life sucks... My wife is cheating on me
Guy2: Umm dude, what's that letter from the health department?
Guy1: Fuck, I guess I'm just tits up and taking on water, she gave an STD too.
Guy2: Well, it could be worse.
Guy1: How's that?
Guy2: At least I haven't caught it from her yet.
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A beautiful drink of water and mdma
I went and saw Tron, man we were high off that wizard water
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