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The start of No Nut November.
I’m not losing nnn (proceeds to lose at the first day November 1)
Fuck your sisters boyfriend today he’ll love it!!
It’s november 1st go get that nar nar.
November 1 is trade a scruncie with a hoodie day. If you are wearing a hoodie and a girl is wearing a scruncie. You have to give her ur hoodie and She has to give you her scruncie.
Boy: Its november 1 and you are wearing a scruncie today that means...
Girl: means What?
Boy: that We need to trade your scruncie with my hoodie
*trades hoodie and scruncie*
National vodka day
The day when you and your friends get vodka and drink together 'till you both get drunk
(Ps.Your friend have to pay if they are Russian)
Person 1: You have to pay drink today
Person 2: Okay,which?
Person 1: vodka
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its November 1, National Vodka day!
National Destroy a Toilet with a Massive Shit Day
Jack: I ate one hell of a dinner last night. I’m afraid I’m going to blow up the toilet this morning.
You: That’s ok! Today is November 1 - National Destroy a Toilet with a Massive Shit Day!
The day normal people start getting excited for Christmas!! Decorating, Christmas music and holiday cheer is now finally acceptable!
Finally Halloween is over, November 1 is officially the start of Christmas!
November 1 is when every one can get a free clune job just by asking her
I love getting clune jobs before school