Meat Straw Souffle

When a woman has had sexual intercourse with a man until her pussy is complete sagginess. The man then pisses inside the vagina until orgasm.

"hey i gave my girl a nice Meat Straw Souffle last night, her pussy was flooding with piss"

Givin Street Meat

"Givin street meat" is the act of lookin a girl up, grabbing your genitalia, and proclaiming damn honey to a female passer by. Can be confused with catcalling, and it is....but creepier. Typically, this act is performed in a city setting, but can still be done anywhere, but lacking the same effect.

Samantha: I was walking through NYC and a man was givin street meat to me.

Casey: OMG YER SOOOO LUCKY

Samantha: I know, I was sooooo flattered.

Smoked Meat Sandwich

Once a dude notices he has yanked the wang for way too long causing a dry burning sting, he then proceeds to place his smoked wang between two slices of rye bread spreaded with mustard for relief. A highly effective technique praised by Hippocratus himself, the Smoked Meat Sandwich dates back to Babylonian times where the desert’s aridity would prove quite cruel for onanists of all beliefs. Introduced to Montreal during the Twentieth Century by European Jews, the Smoked Meat Sandwich is considered a genuine art de vivre by French tourists.

Montrealer 1 : This Smoked Meat Sandwich sure hits the spot!
Montrealer 2 : God bless the Jews!

420 meat suck

When you just kickin' it with yo girl and you finish yo blunt and she sucks you.

Or when you get a bj at 4:20

Yo my girl gave me the best 420 meat suck of my life yesterday.

all meat and no potatoes

Comes from the 1940's song by Fats Waller, "All That Meat and No Potatoes." The phrase refers to a physically attractive woman with an otherwise nice figure "all that meat", but who is proportionally small breasted, "and no potatoes".

All that meat and no potatoes
Just ain't right, like green tomatoes.
Here I'm waiting, palpitatin',
For all meat and no potatoes.

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Tiny Meat Gang

A group of people with small cuts of meat.

Look at the group of people and that blond headed person with there small cuts of meat, they make a radical tiny meat gang

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textbook my meat

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).

I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!

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