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holding hair

what a gay man does when he’s outside

ewww that mf holding hair

by seess May 15, 2022


pull-back hair

a huge load of exotic cum

A neighbor has pull-back hair, in other words, it looks like someone spunked a huge wad of cum on her head from a nerdy guy that loves pork.

by Haabas October 10, 2007

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Soviet Hair Salon

A hair salon where everyone gets the same exact haircut.

Person 1: All those people have the same bowl-shaped hair
Person 2: Heck yeah boi it's the Soviet Hair Salon

by Anti Social Cuddlefish March 25, 2020


Curly hair

These mfs deserve the craziest head ever

Person 1:yo that dude has curly hair
Person 2: yeah someone should give him crazy head

by bootylickertoetickler June 2, 2022


Curly Hair

The hair every one in the world has because they cant get bitches

That gay cant get girls so he has curly hair

by whknoiw July 31, 2021


jack manifolds hair

jack has no hair not one fucking bit that man is balder than fucking queen lizzy oi oi. hes balder than my dad and his little mates (they are bald)

“have u seen jack manifold gurtrude
“yes edwardton”
“opinions on jack manifolds hair”
“he has none LOL”
manibald
“oi edwardton we better get to pe we will be late innit”
“gurtrude imma skip i hate fucking pe whoever made pe can go fuck themselves fuck them little shit-bitch
“agreed”

by homify / pissify April 28, 2022


hair spider

small clumps of hair, primarily on carpets, that are commonly mistaken for spiders. people with long hair are more prone to making hair spiders.

EW WHAT IS THAT??? oh it’s just a hair spider.

by mm9019729 April 10, 2021