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Mexican: Hi welcome to the restaurant!
person 1: SHUT UP TACO MUNCHER!
person 2: …
Man, that girl was dirty and I ate her. She made me a taco muncher!
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When you throw seasoned beef on your woman's exposed vagina but she escapes before you can add the lettuce and tomato.
"YES, I did it just like you said, .. and just like I said.. it was just a partial taco. I've let you all down today."
Cheap, low quality shredded iceberg lettuce
I had to pick taco bell lettuce off of my chicken sandwich
This is where people celebrate Mexican culture with their amigos in a very intimate way. This is for the hombres only as it requires male genitals and at least one set of foreskin.
Imagine the scene. It's the day of the dead and two tattooed up cartel members are feeling festive but also hungry. They strip each other down exposing more macho skin artwork and scars from their illegal goings on. They are dead set on each other's cocks. They decide then it is the perfect evening for a Tijuanan Taco! They quickly grab some guacamole and sour cream and squirt it inside each other's foreskins, then carefully insert the meat, the meat being their phallic pulsating gland onto each other's foreskins. A notion commonly referred to as docking or frotting. Some sour cream and guacamole will spill but not to worry they proceed to master bate each other until they climax inside each other's penile hoods. Then it's drop to each other's knees or a good old fashioned 69 to gobble up the nutrition provided by the freshly made Tijuanan Taco!
Jose and Gomez did a very dirty tijuanan taco last night! Their penis smelt of guacamole for a good week afterwards providing a lasting memory and a moment for pause and tranquility in their otherwise violent gang lifestyle.
Slang for vagina, often in reference to a woman who is crazy to perform sexual activities with a man, aka a slut.
I have to win Becky over before that skanky rat engulfs me with her wacko taco!
Someone from Mexico who has a diet of 90% tacos and 8% avocados
That man who is jumping the boarder is a taco person