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When you arrive home at sunday night and stress about the things you have to do for tomorrow such as an exam you had to learn for wich you didn't do earlier, because either your friends called you or there was an awesome party.
You're so tired that you fall asleep, and wake up seeing it's 7:00am. Assuming that you can sleep a little bit longer, you turn your alarm off.
You wake up slowly, you open your eyes slowly really slowly when you see the number 1 your eyes suddenly snap open! It's 1:00pm!! you screwed up.
You rush down to the bathroom, you have no time to shower but to wash your face, you probably leave without brushing your teeth and forgot your school I.D card at home. You arrive at school, man what a monday fail.
Lindsay: What's up with Josh, he smells and has a bad breath.. he doesn't look so well.
Ray: Obvious monday fail is obvious.
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Coincidentally, every diet seems to, "start on monday". From the Atkins diet to the Sugar Buster. The Monday Diet is home to many many different diets that are have been thrown on the "back burner" by overweight, lazy individuals. In addition, this diet typically lasts 1-3 days.
"Hey Phil, you know man I really don't think you should be eating a second Big Mac, those things are packed with the cals buddy."
"It's ok man, my diet starts monday, I gotta enjoy myself over the weekend"
"Ahh the Monday Diet, gotcha"
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A moment of dis organization or confusion, perhaps caused by being hungover from the weekend, or just generally frazzled from the first day in a work week. Occurs on Mondays at the office when a general lapse in facade is made, during a period (at work) when your supposed to be professional.
I can't believe it! I completely dropped the ball and forgot to send RSVP for that meeting! I completely screwed up that whole project as a result. I hate these monday moments I have. Thank god tomorrow's tuesday.
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the monday after Homecoming weekend, where everyone hears the stories of what happened at the party, and all of the people who hooked up are UBER awkward around each other/ avoidant. my personal favorite day of the year.
god i love Awkward Monday.. did you hear what happened with Billy and Mandy?
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the monday after thanksgiving weekend when all businesses are open and people start buying from these businesses and shipping their purchases from black friday and the weekend for family and friends. The beginning of the busy season for the shipping industry.
after the four day thanksgiving weekend I sent out all the shit I bought after thanksgiving to the relatives on black monday.
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A weekly celebration, every monday, where cishet people are celebrated for their continuation of the human species.
It's cishet monday my dudes
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Meatless Monday was revived in 2003 by former ad man turned health advocate Sid Lerner, who saw the prevalence of preventable illnesses associated with excessive meat consumption and decided to introduce Meatless Monday as a public health awareness campaign. The initiative was backed by the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health’s Center for a Livable Future and endorsed by 30 schools of public health.
Meatless Monday has since turned into a global movement with a wide network of participating hospitals, schools, worksites and restaurants around the globe. The simplicity of Meatless Monday’s message has allowed the campaign to once again become part of the American lexicon.
Monday is the call to action built in to every calendar each week. And if this Monday passes you by, next week is another chance to go meatless!
Woman: Let's do Meatless Monday.
Man: Nah I love meat too much
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