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An Internet-Boyfriend; the couple have never met each other in real life, and the entire relationship is based on email and/or instant messanger conversations.
No need to shave your legs when the only action you're getting is cybersex with your Virtual Boyfriend.
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Someone who is simply amazing, takes your breath away, leaves you with a smile on your face. The boy of your dreams. Someone who'll always be there for you, cheers you up, never makes you upsets, doesn't lie or cheat. ALWAYS honest. Reminds you how lucky he is to have you, tells you how beautiful you are regardless what you look like. The boy you never want to lose. The one you love no matter what and he loves you no matter what.
Kory is the guy of my dreams, he's simply amazing, and he always takes my breath away! He is the perfect boyfriend !
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A character in Omori. Captain of the Space Pirates and ruler of the universe, he finds himself victim to an abusive relationship with Sweetheart, who dumps and later divorces him. He also has banger mixtape which samples Earthbound and Chrono Trigger.
However, that is all in the imagination of Omori character Sunny. In Sunny’s real world, Space Boyfriend is a comic series detailing his many adventures.
Most important of all, Space Boyfriend’s creator, Clover & Sealife, intended him to be a trans man. Meaning Space Boyfriend is a trans icon as a result which is awesome. He also has the coolest boss themes in the game - You were wrong, go back and You cannot go back.
Omori Player: Space Boyfriend is so cool.
Other Omori Player: Space Boyfriend has so much banger music - what’s not to love?
Space Boyfriend: I’m very glad you all appreciate me, but if you excuse me, I must go grab some SNO-CONES with my crew.
A boyfriend that doesn’t know how to set boundaries with females , or just had too many female friends/ very popular with girls 💀(red flag)
Me: My boyfriend is spending time with so many other girls :< it hurts I never hear about his male friends.
You: sorry girl, you got a community boyfriend 🚩💀🤯
Also commonly abbreviated as BF Roulette, this is the culmination of a girl's desperation. She proceeds to advertise to people, often on live social media, that she will host a game of BF Roulette. After doing so, she posts her phone number and sticks her phone into her vagina. Calls will tend to come in from a wide variety of people, depending on the nature of the initial advertisement. The vibrations caused by the call that causes her to orgasm is the person who becomes her boyfriend. Depending on the phone and call density, the drawing process takes anywhere from a few minutes to an hour.
Alyssa was tired of trying to work for a man that suited her. At this point, all she wanted was a good, hard fuck. As her horniness got the best of her, she tweets her number as throes of willing men, close and far, young and old, black and white, begin to send vibrations into her vagina with the touch of a button. As she reached climax, she takes note of the number, sits at her computer, and posts again:
" Boyfriend Roulette: 107th caller!!! Lucky man ;) "
...and proceeds to call the number that made her cum.
Meanwhile...
Mike: *Phone rings* awwwwwww yeah
When the man does something correct and the girl gain respect for him
Girl: wow you get some Boyfriend points for knowing all of that about me
Piecing together a boyfriend by means of multiple partners. One gives it up on the reg, one actually spends money on you by taking you on dates, and one fills the everyday needs of hanging out or companionship. When combined, you have the perfect man. (In the ideal situation, the individual components don't know about the others). **This term can also be flipped and used to reference a piecemeal girlfriend.
Hey Mary, what did you get into last night? I tried calling you.
John and I just chilled at the house for a while, then Kevin took me on a really nice lunch date. Oh, and I met up with Ben late night for a drink..we totally got it on again!
Well, sounds to me like you hooked yourself up with one hell of a patchwork boyfriend!