The act of covering one's self in lotion and rolling around on the floor of one's bathroom.
Guy: dude I really need to relax I'm so stressed out from life right now.
Friend: just go home and play slug, it always helps me get my mind off things.
Guy: I used up all of my lotion playing slug last week though.
Back in 2018, the fine ladies of ladyville visited the great city of Berlin. It was on this momentus trip that Slug Lyf emerged as the fundamental way of life for real ladies.
SLUG LYF - do dododob
A greazy stripper's pole.
Go ahead, show me what you got on that slug pole!
v.
1. Excreting a stool of questionable consistency. The offending ex-bolus usually has a slug-like appearance.
"Sick! The dog was just laying a slug on your carpet! I think I'm gonna ralph.
When a girl take her soaking wet hair and slaps it against your back.
At the pool, my girlfriend kept slug slapping me.
The process of slinging a cum filled condom at a persons face
I received a slug terror to the face
When you are so high you are a slug stuck on the rug
Nigga so high he’s a slug on a rug