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someone who gives little to nothing in a relationship. they give you little “crumbs” at a time instead of a whole cake.
“he took like 2 days to respond to my text and then said wyd. he a crumb boy.”
“she asked me to hang out but then said never mind she’s just going to stay home and pet her cat. she’s a crumb girl.”
When you have a semi-sexual encounter that involves kissing, grinding, fingering, touching over clothes but not actual insertion or ejaculation.
This a crumb of coochie
Dude 1: Hey bro so last night me and here did a lot but didn’t have actual sex.
Dude 2: so you got a crumb of coochie then?
Dude 1: Yeah I guess so
When someone is simping so hard they would settle fir a mere crumb of coochie
“Did you hear that sam donated 300 bucks to a streamer last night ?”
“ yeah , he would donate his entire salary for even a crumb of coochie”
the national holiday that signifies toast cans death
ie. toast cans death day
“wow i can’t believe it’s crumbs monday!”
“happy crumbs monday toast cans!”
This is were you swim naked, come onto the beach and essentially ’crumb’ yourself in soft sand appearing like a crumbled piece of fish
oi bro wanna be a crumbed fish
odds on being a crumbed fish
1:
A minor inconvenience that shall hinder your day/night until it is fixed
2:
literally crumbs on the bed
1:
Person 1: ugh its a crumbs on the bed day
Person 2: ughhhhh
2:
Person 1: I have crumbs on my bed
Person 2: damn man that sucks
Person 3: that'd explain where my weed poptart went
Person 1: YOUR WHAT
kids that eat there parents food
i'm tired of having to feed these crumb snatchers.