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The greatest soft drink to have ever been created, made originally in Waco, Texas.
It is brilliant.
touch my Dr Pepper and risk castration...
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Mixed drink containing Dr. Pepper and Kraken rum
kraken rum + Dr. Pepper = Dr. Octopus= delicious
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One who has a doctorate degree with many circus friends, breaths fire while trying to impress men at bars, sweats bullets profusely, wears the same set of vested long sleeve shirt combos, loves the University of Texas with a passion, only gets 4 hours of sleep (since thursday!), tortures haley, elissa, and kelly, has ruined countless lives and sophomore years, cries when parents speak to her, voice quiver/stutters aggressively, get angry at questions asked by her students, TO THE BENCHES, only speaks about her PLATNUM wedding ring, invites student who dont give a shit about her pathetic life with a fake husband to her wedding in july, is a lesbian, is hated by everyone in westhill highschool and everyone in the world and Mrs. Dodida, PLAGERIZES AP work from other schools to give to her honors kids, is allergic to chalk however decided to dress up as wednesday for halloween even though she gets it in her eye and wont use the chalkboard until she gets a smart board, uses jacob for her light issues, gets "falling finger" therapy, drives for 24 hours straight, drinks only water, doesnt like you to eat tomatos/gum, NO EATING IN CLASS, refuses to give test and quizzes back, twirls fingers and claps hand to get attention, ONLY CLOSED TOED SHOES, loves broken glassware, hates Ilya, and, FOR YOUR INTENTS AND PURPOSES, is a chemistry teacher/she cannot teach if her life depended on it.
-Dude, who's your chem teacher next year?
-Dr. Johns.
-THAT FUCKING SUCKS. SWITCH OUT NOW!
-Why are you crying?
-I had a double with Dr. Johns today.
-Say no more.
-Why is your nose bleeding?
-Dr. Johns just tried explaining chemistry to me.
-Just go to the nurse.
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A term commonly used in the health care realm to describe a doctor who frequently accosts or sexually assaults unsuspecting women, generally late at night while the victim is walking alone. The perpetrator will usually don his medical attire (white lab coat, facemask, stethescope and headlamp). The headlamp is used to blind the victim before the assault takes place. The Dr. Tickles is generally a white male with low self-esteem and a history of rejection from women outside of his reach.
The Dr. Tickles followed the lovely, Asian coed after her organic chemistry class and attacked her because she was refused his advances at the Applebees the previous weekend.
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Pretty much the best web comic out there
lots of sexy random stuff
like benjamin franklin's clone
computer geeks poseing as mexicans riding dinosaurs
and most importantly
a Scotish Ninja who is also a Doctor and is having troubles with his family, who is also ninjas and they have a hard time accepting that hes a doctor
Dr McNinja is a pediatrician, an Orthodontist and a Ninja
and his secretary is a gorilla, named Judy
his life is difficult because hes torn between healing the injured and injuring the healthy
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The rock 'n roll clown from the animated TV show Metalocalypse. His real name is Leonard Rockstein and he does cocaine. Dr. Rockso's first appearance in Metalocalypse was in the episode 'Birthdayface,' when he is hired to come to Murderface's birthday party.
"I'm Dr. Rockso, the rock 'n roll clown! I do cocaine! K-K-K-YEAH!"
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"Too stupid; didn't read." Used to warn new visitors to a site that one of the regular denizens habitually makes comments lacking in factual basis, logic, or perspective. Plays on "tl;dr," frequently used as a criticism of commenters who post walls of text to make points unworthy of the time either to write or read.
I see our usual font of idiocy has posted another ts;dr comment. If you value your brain cells you'll skip reading it.
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