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"hey man i need help with question 3" said person 1
"its one hundred and... " said person 2
"well?" said person 1
"deez vaginas!" said person 2
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A really over-used old saying thats really just not funny anymore tbh
What are you eating?
"deez nuts!!!!!"
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When a man uses another man's baby batter (cum) and gargles with it making a "ARRRRRGH" sound, similar to a pirate.
When Mr. Deez ask the man what he would like him to do, he simply said "Captain Deez, please".
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In the marching band circut, a vulgar but effective means to get a judge's attention. Just holler it and he'll probably look your way and go, "hmm, maybe I'll watch him." Either that, or do it when someone's about to fall to divert his attention.
(band playing....big attack) DA DA DA DA!
"Deez NUTS!"
"WTF?!"
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1 testicals
2 a way of saying mine
3 a way of teaching someone a lesson
1 she kicked me in deez nuts
2 you aint the king of deez nuts
3 a b c deez nutz and if aint get it you gonna get got
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a joking way to get somone about deez nuts
me;dang they almost jumped me today
friend;who
me;deez nuts but i cracked them
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Me: Did you get that email from them niggas?
You: WHO?!?!
Me: DEEEZ NUUUTZ!!
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