Spartan Five

noun. a powerful and manly high five preceded by a run up and a lunge. Usually connects with a meaty 'clap'. Can be accompanied by a manly audio e.g. "HAROOOOOO!!!" or "This is SPARTAAAAA!!!"

Works especially well if accompanied by 'Just Like You Imagined' by Nine Inch Nails. Leather banana hammocks and toplessness are optional.

The term 'Spartan five' originates from the general manliness of the Zack Snyder film 300 (although the film was quite possibly the most homo-erotic film since Brokeback Mountain...)

A: "This... is... SPARTAAA!!!"
*both guys run at each other and lunge into powerful high five which connects with a meaty clap*
B: "Awesome Spartan five...
Umm... I should probably go get this checked out. I think I may have broken something... In a manly way... HAROOOOO!!!"

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cry five

This is really just a high 5. The exception is that it can only done by emo kids. In order to qualify as a cry five, the wrist MUST be covered with an elastoplast, and it must be clearly visible for the top clap.
Extra points are awarded if the cuts are really deep and your hand actually flips backwards, so you have to plaster it back on again - Cry Five baby!

Jimmy: Don, this show was so emocore, I'm gonna go home and emobate!

Don-Trape: Cry Five :'o(

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The Five G's

Gold, Ground, Gasoline, Grub, and Guns

Robert Kiyosaki, author of the popular Rich Dad series of books, believes we are probably headed for total economic and societal collapse. He recommends the "5 Gs" just in case things deteriorate so badly that anarchy is the law of the land: Gold, Ground, Gasoline, Grub, and Guns. "Ground" meaning owning your home outright.

We're gonna need the five G's when the SHTF (Shit Hits The Fan).

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five-ever

longer than forever.

I haven't had ice cream in five-ever.

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moustache five

It's when two dudes high-five with their moustaches. To an outsider it might look totally gay, but between the two dudes, it's totally manly. Sometimes followed by heavy groping and actual kissing.

"Moustache Five right now!"
*pound moustaches*
"THAT was AWESOME."
"Yeah! But that part where you lingered was kinda weird."

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Five Seven

A fucking overpower pistol in the game CS:GO.
it can kill in one headshot while an M4A4 cant.
this fucking joke of a pistol is 6x cheaper than a M4A4 but much better.

VALVE PLS NERF FIVE SEVEN.

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Five-Crunk

A play on the word "crunk" which is a combination of "crazy" and "drunk"; five-crunk takes crunk to a whole new level. Five-crunk basically implies that one will get disastrously wasted without remembering what happened the night before; whether it is a combo of uppers and downers, five-crunk takes one off their chain.

Champagne: "Girl, let's get wasted tonight!"
Waltanisha: "Girl I'ma get five-crunked!"

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