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Ford explorer

A curious man, usually very lonely who gets a sexual thrill from inserting his penis in a cars exhaust pipe.

What's wrong with Johnny?

Ever since his girl left him he won't stop being a "ford explorer"

by Rettcanon January 22, 2013

58πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


ford clitaurus

An older ford taurus that doesn't run well.
A portmanteau of clit + taurus; A piece of shit car.

look at that looser try and race his ford clitaurus!

by wallbangicus December 4, 2009

21πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Ford's Theatre

A derivative of a Lincoln's Hat with the difference being the female having oral sex performed on her is currently on her period.

I thought I was giving my girlfriend a Lincoln's Hat but only found out after I started that she was on the rag. Turns out I gave her a Ford's Theatre!

by Noxid625 May 7, 2016


Graham Ford

He's sexier than Kate Upton. If you ever meet him your penis will explode from how manly he is.

I wish I could lick graham ford's ear.

by Hugh Gedick May 31, 2013


Martin Ford

A term used to describe a fat loser with no mates. He usually gets errections over Tai Lady Boys and he fingers his own ass

Oh man, I saw a Martin Ford the other day. He had tranny porn on the t.v.

by tklol November 25, 2008


Betty Ford It

When you have been on a rock star drinking and bad-decision making binge. You then ground yourself and put yourself into an imaginary rehab, in your own home, for a period of no more than a month.

NiNi and CeeTee were out of control last weekend. They better Betty Ford It.

"Dude, we were wrecked last night"
"I know, I can't find my panties, we totally need to Betty Ford It"

by You're Welcome October 30, 2012


Ford Pinto

A car that explodes.

Ford created a car called the ford pinto that when used, creates a black hole and explodes the man and everything he owns into oblivion.

Y’all ever just ford pinto?

by TheAnswerIs9 December 29, 2020