Valve Time

The expanded time Valve uses when talking about anything that will involve them working. Like a new york minute, but in reverse. See Valve week and Valve month.

The conversion factor is approximately 2-6 times whatever the stated interval is.

Loose example of Valve Time from the Steam August 26 update news:

"Fans will remember that Blue Shift included a "High Definition Pack," a set of visually enhanced player and weapon models. We've had to iron out some technical wrinkles with how we deliver the HD Pack, but it will be made available through Steam within the next week or so."

As of November 20, 2005, this content still hasn't been released.

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give the time

TO have sex, it is in The Catcher in the Rye

what do u do every night
I give the time every night

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Waste of Time

looking up "waste of time" on UD

I am wasting my time right now.

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slow time

For those living in Alabama, on the Georgia/Alabama border, slow time has the same meaning as Central Daylight Time, or Central Standard Time. It is used to differentiate which time zone is being used when communicating with somebody who may be using the different adjacent time zone.

I am going to the club. I will be there at 8 o'clock slow time.

Time Vampire

A person who finds creative ways to needlessly waste his/her friends time. Normally done during working hours, and involves elaborate, tedious and often ambiguous messages or tasks that need to be deciphered. 10 out of 10 times, it turns out to be utter nonsense.

OMG, Fraser sent us another one of his bloody cryptic messages. How he has any friends, I don't know, because he is such a fucking Time Vampire.

Rupe Time

A form of time invented by the great Ted Rupe. Usually much slower than anyone elses.

Ted: I'll be there in 15 minutes
Tom: In Rupe time or regular time?
Ted: Regular
*30 minutes later* Tom: Must have been Rupe time.

Botris Time

Botris Time : A synonym of " valve time ".
It applies to any person who will claim "back in 5", "Give me 2 minutes.", "Just have a 'shower', back in 10.", or any other assorted activity and give a specific timescale.
But they don't. They take a much longer time and have a "wtf" moment when back.

Bot: Havin' a shower guys, i'll be 10 min, wait for us.

20 min passes.

Random: wtf wheres bot?

Random2: remember, botris time.

Random: Lets just start.

1hour passes.

Bot: WTF why you all gone.