Random
Source Code
Random
A girl-like creature originated from the planet pandora. She is one of the last descendants of the avatar neytiri. Due to the fact that avatars have constantly been mating with humans, this generation of avatar does not have blue tint of skin and has evolved to our human height. However, freckles are still visible on her face and limited mental abilities are most apparent.
Also, they have not fully evolved yet and therefore walk like a drunk chicken
Jack is so stupid! He did not know how to solve this question. What a Jessica!
Dude, shes looks so creepy! What a Jessica!
110👍 422👎
When someone gets absolutely wasted and is a complete and utter state beyond control. This includes vomiting, spitting, dribbling and any other bodily fluids being released from the body. e.g. you have to carry said person along the floor by their hair because they cannot carry their own body weight.
Dude, you did such a Jessica last night. I had to follow you around with a Flash spray and dishcloth.
109👍 425👎
soo annoying the most retardus person u will ever meet n soo rude. she stabs ppl behind the back n had different emotions in different gps on snapchat. not tryin to call out anyone specific but jessica nguyen is the worst out of ALL the TERRIBLE jessica’s and i am glad i only know one because they r sooo rude and mean to u and just push u DOWN. OK all joke aside. she sucks.
jessica says a lot of mean things to ppl for no reason.
3👍 5👎
Cunt ass bitch that takes your man
Oh my god he’s talking to her, she’s such a Jessica
4👍 7👎
Jessica is one of two things, either she is a really hot rich girl who lives in California and eats organic food or a young blonde girl who likes music and draws. Sometimes she can be quite extra with everything she does. She is overly perky and thinks that normal things like having braces are her own special quirks because she does not realize that she is not in fact that special and that she is a cookie cutter girl that nobody remembers that they went to high school with. She tries too hard to be the girl next door. She can easily become an obsessive ex. She is the type to #stan (Stalk & Fan) her boyfriend, starbucks, ugg boots and Zoella.
Girl: OMG Did you hear how stupid Jessica sounded when she called herself "special snowflake."
Friend: Yes, she is so basic!
Girl: RIGHHTT
3👍 6👎
Steal your man kinda person. She will love your boy. She cheats on her boyfriend then flirts with your friends boy. She’ll do this till she gets him. She flirt untill it’s over and she won’t give a dam. Boys do fall for her but if your man a loyal then he won’t. She’ll say she don’t like him but the look on her face says she loved him.
She’ll want to be with him all the time - if you go out with a Jessica I feel sorry for you. You probably dumped your perfect girl for her - don’t lie - she will hypnotise you you’ll fall in a trance and get lost
Teacher: Everyone you are all moving seats
Teacher: Jessica can you switch seats with Zoe so your now next to Dave and Zoe is next to Jack
Jessica (out loud) “errrr! I hate my life, kill me now!!!” *walking slowly*
Jessica (inside): “ I LOVE MY LIFE. Goodbye boyfriends flirting with a my future one, then my boy will break up with me I have Dave all to my self!!!”
DEFINTION: SLUT
4👍 7👎