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jew sock

a sock used to keep all your spare change because your wallet cant support coins

it is safe to assume that this person is jewish

2 guys buying a drink

guy1: hey man do you have 2 bucks on you?

guy2: sure do bro (guy2 pulls out his jew sock)

guy1: dude what the fuck is that?!

guy2: it is my jew sock

by And1Axel April 7, 2010

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Jews

An ethnicity that is notable for the Israel-Palestine and 6 day Wars including it's diaspora mainly in America and other places. They have a long history and live in a specials province in Russia.

Arabs hate jews.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 15, 2021

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Booth Jew

A person who sits alone in a booth, monopolizing that booth and keeping larger groups from using it.

That fat, ugly girl over there is such a booth jew because she damn-well knows noone is going to want to sit with her. There goes four perfectly good seats.

by TST-3M January 14, 2010

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Jew crackers

Matsah. Unleavend bread. Eaten at Passover.

I love to eat Jew crackers with butter!

by Shlomoh Matsah March 4, 2009

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Mountain Jew

a popular kosher soft drink heavily consumed by Israelis.

after drinking Mountain Jew, I want to Do the Jew!

by porprock May 3, 2007

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Jew fro

a jewish man (or woman) that has very curly hair, resembeling an afro. widely known from being mentioned on the popular tv show "The OC".

Summer: My hair is frizzing out. I look like Howard Stern!
Seth: See, strangely, I feel like my Jew fro benefits from this climate.

by JHP<3 October 9, 2005

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jew donut

A jew donut is a bagel.

Hey, are there any jew donuts left?

by fuckoffanddie March 28, 2005

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