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a combination of a donkey punch to the cerebrial brainstem, a cherry danish resembling a the Wilkes Booth move, and then then shave the pubes of the giver and apply them to the come soaked area on her face resembling a 60's (1860's) beard.
After realizing that she had slept her way throught the civil period of her AP US history course, Teela agreed to exchange an Abe Lincoln from her teacher for a passing grade.
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The dude that was down with the pimps and hoes.
Abraham Lincoln was inducted as an honorary "Chocolate Daddy".
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when your divin on a girl with a hairy bush and you look up at her and say "four score and seven years ago"
try it! she'll laugh her ass off
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To rub a dollar bill between your nasty smelly ass-cheeks, then leave it someplace obvious, and wait for someone to pick it up.
Dude, we did the stinkin lincoln at the mall, and some soccer-mom took the bait.
I 'rescued' her with a wet-nap, and tapped that milf-ass.
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City in southeast Michigan, always considered ghetto because its by Detroit. And it can be, considering if you're a teenager there, you're either in a gang or a whigger. Others are scene, preppy, or lame.
Tom- I gotta visit my family in Lincoln Park..
Jack- Don't stay out past nine, and take a baseball bat.
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When you are getting head and are about to bust, have one of your boys come in and simultaniously blast a wad on the back of her neck. She will think that the nut blew through the back of her head. Just like Abe in the theatre.
Perfected at West Virginia University...
Beverly Avenue
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A sexual act involving three people, usually two men and one woman. One man opens the woman's mouth wide and fists her mouth until the fist is in the digestive tract. At the same time, the other man fists the woman's ass until both men fist-pump though the inside of the woman.
Good God, I don't think Kathy recovered from that Lincoln Tunnel last night.
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