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A maid or nanny-- typically of Latin American descent-- to whom rich, lazy Anglo women outsource most or all of their parenting duties.
"I’m so sorry I made you work on Christmas, but the kids kept crying for 'brown mommy.'"
(Drunk, wealthy white lady to her maid-- from the "My Name Is Earl" episode, "Friends with Benefits")
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Another way of mentioning the Touhou character Ran Yakumo.
"I WANT FOX MOMMY TO SIT ON MY FACE!"
"what the fuck"
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Mommy yes
A way of saying that you appreciate your mommy and they are very special to you.
Mommy"do you want some cookies?"
You"mommy yes"
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A mommy milker is a MILF lover it also applies to people who just love big tits
All the Dimitrescu stans are mommy milkers, smh
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when a woman leaves the work force to take time to raise her children.
She was on the mommy track because she did not want to leave her baby with someone while she worked.
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The act of a mother documenting every detail of her child's life with unnecessary photos, social media updates and blog posts. Mommy blogging also includes condescending other mothers with inaccurate parenting and/or medical advice.
Dinah: Hey girl, did you vaccinate your kids yet?
Karen: No....Jenna was saying that I shouldn't vaccinate my kids since vaccinations can cause childhood obesity.
Dinah: Are you seriously listening to Jenna? She's not even a nurse! That bitch is just mommy blogging.
Karen: Yeah girl, you're right
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An old woman drug dealer that still gets it in with younger boys.
Matt: " yo erik, have you seen the dog mommy around?"
Erik: " nah man, just go check the corner."
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