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Oh my god, did you hear that Christmas joke?
That was some solid Santa banter
Unreciprocated oral sex.
Last night was just ok. I went down on her, but I ended up just giving her the Sad Santa.
When a guy gets jizz in his beard.
I was jacking off and accidentally gave myself a Salty Santa.
Meli Santa is a girl with magnanimous eyes, a baby face and an ultra thick body
she has very great intelligence & rare natural ability She Never accepts criticism from others.
Many men dislike her catty personality
She’ll guide you through all the levels of erotic pleasure until she’s done with you
She’ll never be grateful to you no matter how much you sacrifice for her.
She is simply a living example of female supremacy
When she enters your life, she’ll decide your fate
If you wanna win meli santa you just need to admire every detail in her entire self
You don't matter. Nothing matters...except for MEli santa
A fat make-believe man that is very stupid and brain-washes all the kids to believe that he owns the North Pole and gives all kids presents on jesuses birthday and makes all the kids think about everything but jesus
Santa claus Is a very spoiled person
Fat old teleporting man which breaks into houses via the chimney (who knows how in apartments), steals cookies and milk and leaves behind boxes wrapped in paper
"Who's Santa Claus?"
"Oh, he breaks into houses on Christmas and leaves behind presents"
A intuitive bisexual position in which a man sits upon another mans lap and this chain continues upward stacking man on-top of man. Topping it all off with a women stacked upon the final penis, she represents the star of a Christmas tree. This position is best done during everyone's favorite time of the year. Christmas!
The day of the lords birth. We must honor him by performing Santa's lap!