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An organization that is not dedicated teaching young girls good morals, but a business dedicated making profit from selling cookies.
In short: Cookie Terrorist
The car bombing last week was a result of the terrorist organization, Girl Scouts of America, whose vicious tactics have resulting in the purchase of 5.324 trillion boxes of their Samoa Cookies.
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Very potent weed, DO NOT smoke it bfor school or work................a blunt will have you gone.
"Bro I smoked some girl scouts cookies
and I cant get outta my seat"
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one or multiple star tattoos on the forearm (often seen in groups of three).
"did you check out that guys emo scout badges"
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Girl Scout cookies what else
Walked out of Sam’s Club and the little cunts we’re all over me, do you wanna buy some cunt scout cookies?
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When a boy scout can't express his utter fear of not getting his 3rd base badge he screenshots the urban dictionary definition of summer fling sends to all your friends and picks u apart one by one with his scoutmaster sash until he finally works up the courage to put his arm around the summer fling of his dreams at a old gross medieval times in a crown and chicken breath
Someone tried to have a boy scout fling last year haha
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The wife of an adult scout. Although these men are amazing, sweet, handy men who can do just about everything they are never around because they are shaping the minds of the future amazing men of the world. Every woman deserves a husband amazing as a boy scout but they should know that they are in for lots of camp-outs, banquets, and time spent in the woods. Not always a bad thing. But you have to be open-minded with nature and trees and non cleanliness of dishes because these are outdoors men and they are worth it.
woman one: "your husband is away AGAIN this weekend?"
woman 2: "yeah I'm a boy scout widow"
woman 1: "you poor thing?"
woman 2: *looks quizically at her friend* "why? he is the best husband in the world. wheres your husband?"
woman 1: "drunk on the couch watching the game"
woman 2: "mine is helping kids become better men." *gives the you fail look*
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To all those who have written or heard negatively about the BSA as a whole, NOT ALL participants in the Scouting Movement are: bigoted, right-wing, pro-life, vindictive, scum-sucking bastards. Although there are a few members that accurately fit some or all of the above descriptors, the REAL scouts actually adhere to most of the ideals represented by the Scout Oath and Law.
You may have heard that the entire BSA openly discriminates against people for there sexual orientations, religious beliefs, or lack thereof. NOT TRUE. Most troops, such as my own, are against discrimination. See also: Scout Oath.
An organization dedicated to providing fundamental life-skills and leadership training for young men and women. Membership requires dedication, honor, and character.
Neil Armstrong was an Eagle Scout in the Boy Scouts of America.
The Boy Scouts of America. If the real world was like D&D, these people could be likened to a group of Paladins. Yes, that was a nerdy analogy, but at least I got the message across.
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