Random
Source Code

shed

A man's large belly that protrudes outwards providing a 'shed' for his genitals.

*middle aged man with a large beer belly walks into the living room in his boxers having just got out of bed*

'Look at that belly, you're starting to get a shed there'

*affectionately rubs and pats the big belly that covers man's genitals*

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 6, 2016


Shed

The abbreviation of “shithead”, in a politer form to use around children and vulnerable aunties.

I hear that Brian kid has been bullying kids at school again”
“Yes. He’s a right horrible little Shed”

by Booga March 2, 2019


SHED

SHED is a more sane version of shrek that has odd fetishes. SHED is famous for his YTP appearances and is a more prepared version of shrek. SHED is a chad, he's just unstoppable in general and is useful.

I ate the sharpest tool in the SHED

by heretoraidanddestroy September 29, 2020


Shed

A universal word used to secretly offend adults/parents, it can mean anything.

E.g dickhead

Me = ‘Mum ur such a shed
Mum = ‘awww thanks, thats so sweet!’

by Aqua PhantomO7 yt August 9, 2019


Shed

Discard (anything unpleasant, redundant, or obsolete).

They lacked the desire to shed the hubris of the past.

by Arminkshipper June 9, 2024


Shed

When You try to kiss someone behind a shed at a baseball diamond and your friend spoils the surprise

Nate tried to shed Catie at bethesda

by Big Daddy 1234567890098765432 January 31, 2022


Shed

A slang for weed

Hey man, you had some shed?

by BarneyTheBear June 23, 2021