A man's large belly that protrudes outwards providing a 'shed' for his genitals.
*middle aged man with a large beer belly walks into the living room in his boxers having just got out of bed*
'Look at that belly, you're starting to get a shed there'
*affectionately rubs and pats the big belly that covers man's genitals*
The abbreviation of “shithead”, in a politer form to use around children and vulnerable aunties.
“I hear that Brian kid has been bullying kids at school again”
“Yes. He’s a right horrible little Shed”
SHED is a more sane version of shrek that has odd fetishes. SHED is famous for his YTP appearances and is a more prepared version of shrek. SHED is a chad, he's just unstoppable in general and is useful.
I ate the sharpest tool in the SHED
A universal word used to secretly offend adults/parents, it can mean anything.
E.g dickhead
Me = ‘Mum ur such a shed’
Mum = ‘awww thanks, thats so sweet!’
Discard (anything unpleasant, redundant, or obsolete).
They lacked the desire to shed the hubris of the past.
When You try to kiss someone behind a shed at a baseball diamond and your friend spoils the surprise
Nate tried to shed Catie at bethesda