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a subway sandwich is a discord guy whose oc is an emo and he makes everything sound sus all day like a little boy
A: You know that guy over there? what was his name, Mike?
B: Yeah, he’s such a Subway Sandwich.
Interchangeable with: Metro Sweats and Underground Sweats.
When the temperature of the subway is so vastly different from the winter temperatures outside and you immediately break into an uncomfortably uncontrollable sweat in your winter clothes.
"Man it was so bloody cold I got all layered up to leave the house and then I got such unrelenting subway sweats within minutes."
Its when a guy says he has a 12inch dick but its really only 11inches
When you shove an entire Nutribullet up her arsehole and she eats some fruit (or veg, I'm not picky) and it flows through her cavity to the Nutribullet, and then you turn it on and make the smoothie, and then turn her upside down and let the mixture pour up to her mouth and her partner (male or female #equality) licks it off the roof of her mouth.
Adam: "She into some kinky shit, yanno boi"
Alex: "I bet she'd love a Subway Smoothie"
Alfie: "Do you still have my Nutribullet?"
Asher: "Hell yeah! She loves having it rammed up her arse!"
When you see a very sunburnt old lady walking on the street wearing a subway shirt. The old lady will look extremely red and she will be walking extremely slow, most likely needing to use a cane.
"Did you see that roasted subway walking by the Whole Foods? I thought she was going to die at any moment"
Where the hottest people go and they pee on the bread and eat the cheese with their silly lil toes only baddies work here so if ur a furry and ugly af work at subway
EVERYONE: Ew Subway kidnaps kids
THAT ONE FURRY NAMED LOLA: YESSSS PLSSSSSS
If you use subways as a nickname for someone, it means that they are great at making sandwiches. If you use it to talk behind someone’s back, they are a crappy bitch and they cant spell at all. They usually use their friends to do work and they are a liability. If you are friends with a subways, defriend them IMMEDIATELY. They are wild and can cry easily, putting up and act. They also can set you up if you are a close friend, and you can easily mistake them for an angel at first, but they are a devil in disguise. Even if they are the leader of the group.
Subways is such a liability don’t you agree, i hate him/her!!! Hey pass me a sandwich subways!