out pizza the hut

an illegal act resulting in the end of the universe as we know it and if we are incredibly lucky we will have just never been born, it is also physically, mentally and virtually impossible.

jimmy:hey bob i’m going to go out pizza the hut!
Bob:you idiot you better not try
jimmy:well i’m doing it anywa-
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weenie hut junior

The most amazing place to visit in the land of Spongebob Motha Fucking Squarepants

"Hey Patrick, do you wanna go to Weenie Hut Junior?"

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Tanzanian Mud Hut

When your partner has explosive diarrhea and you insert your penis into their balloon knot to slow and/or stop the brown river. This creates a butt plug. When you remove your penis you let the liquid shits dry creating a hardened shell and mud hut appearance.

Steve: I don’t know what I ate but I am shitting water.

Leo: Don’t worry Steve, I’ll take care of your anal spillage lickety-split with a Tanzanian Mud Hut !!!

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sit. down. hut.

A reminder to treat eating pizza with the adequate reverence and respect.

Getting Hut pizza is not a simple act. It shall be treated as a religious ceremony, and one would not take such a ceremony lightly. When one gets Hut pizza they may not eat it while standing or distracted; they must sit down and focus all their attention on the consumption of the miracle food. If you see someone not giving the adequate reverence to the act, say "Sit. Down. Hut." to remind them what they must do.

Joe: Yo, I'm running late; I'm gonna grab a slice of pizza and eat it on the train.

Frederick: Sit. Down. Hut.

Joe: You're right, I'm sorry.

Pizza Hut Special

A prostitute who will have sex for $5. Taken from Pizza Hut's irritating "5 bucks" ad campaign.

You'll find a lot of Pizza Hut Specials in Vancouver's Downtown Eastside, but it's better to spend a little more money for something you'll want to eat.

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Pizza Hut in the Garage

Phrase; The funniest phrase in existence, even funnier than Pickle Rick, what many consider the funniest shit you've ever seen, even though it is not the case.

"Pizza Hut in the Garage."
*Incoming hundreds of decibels of laughter*

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Out pizza the hut

the most impossible shit ever that if tried is very dangerous and many clueless people are often slain trying to out pizza the hut like the idiot they are.

Sarah: I'm gonna out pizza the hut!
John: That is very dangerous and you can get slain like the others!

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