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(v) To suddenly and/or involuntarily reduce the length of one's penis in response to: cold weather, cold water, an incredibly unattractive person, or simply being obese.
(n) The perineum.
(n) A fat witto winky.
1. "So, I went to this pool party and pretty much choded my trunks... and now there are pictures on Facebook."
"As if you have to 'chode' to get a chode. ha ha."
"Shut up!"
2. "Yeah, you got me beggin', beggin'... baby, please don't chooode."
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In the black market its a $1oo dollor bill
i want to buy this for a chode
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1. An adjective or adverb describing something as being gay or worthless.
2. An adverb describing an action as unwarranted and meanhearted. Or worthless.
That movie was 100% chodely.
Why would Victor do something so chodely?
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Hayzey is a chode. as he is, short, fat, and is a dick.
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when a dude is hung like a tuna can
dude i have a chode
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1. A guy who puts hoes before bros, rather that bros before hoes.
2. Someone who is regularly choding off
2. A penis that is wider than it is long.
Jamie: Where's Dave?
Tom: Off with his girlfrien.
Jamie: Dave's such a chode.
Steve: Is Dave with his girlfriend again?
Matt: Yeah, he's always choding off.
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See also: Choad, Gooch
The space between your balls and your butthole. Smells like my brother's bedsheets.
His forehead looks and feels like a chode, good sir.
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