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Alice in Chains was an excellent hard rock band that came out of Seattle in the early 1990's. Although thought of as a grunge band due to local acts such as Nirvana and Soundgarden breaking into the mainstream around the same time of their second album release, their only musical tie to the genre was their dark and depressing subject matter.
In addition to the dark subject matter, their music also featured gritty vocals courtesy of frontman Layne Staley, amazing guitar riffs by virtuoso Jerry Cantrell, and slick drum work by Sean Kinney. Their bassist, Mike Inez, however was horrible beyond words.
Past albums include "Jar of Flies", their magnum opus "Dirt", and the self-titled "Alice in Chains".
The band unfortunately broke up due to internal strife and the unfortunate death of Layne Staley in April of 2002. The world would've been a much better place had there been at least one more AiC record to listen to...
A compilation album is available for anyone wishing to get acquainted with this influential band.
Alice in Chains is hands down one of the best rock bands to ever exist.
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THE most amazing band to have ever existed, full stop. You can have your Beatles, and Rolling Stones, and Led Zep, and Nirvana, al the bands that normally come up when the question 'dude, who is the greatest band ever?' comes up, but Alice kick all their asses. RIP Layne, Rock on forever.
"Dude, why do Alice In Chains rock so fucking much?"
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Alice in Wonderland: A chick sees a bunny and follows it and ends up in this place that looks like it was made by a fucking crack addict. She goes around and meets people and then this queen chick meets her and she's like: "BITCH IMMA KILL YOU" and then the queen tries to kill alice but alicie dosen't die and then she finds out it was all a fucking dream and then like 10 years later she's a fucking teenager and she sees the bunny again and follows it and ends up in the same crack addict world and she's like "Oh shit i'm hallucinating" but she's not and then she finds out that her childhood dream was not a dream at fucking all and she's like the chosen one and she has to defeat the fat ass queen and kill her whore I mean dragon then she's like "I ant gun do that shit" and everyone's like "Alice you must or we will all die!" and then she agrees to it and she fights the damn dragon and chops his head off and then she leaves wonderland and goes to china and that's how both Alice in Wonderland movies go thank you the end
Guy: "Dude, you ever seen Alice in Wonderland?!"
Dude: "Yeah, that shit made me think of the days I did Crack!"
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Best band ever to exist. Period.
Alice in Chains is better than democracy.
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One sexy ass mo fo giantess, with louscious long legs that go all the way to URANUS! Often associated with a water pokemon cause damn, she gonna make you wet!. Only touch if you wanna be dragged down her rabbit hole into wonderland. Often under appreciated for for her whimsical charms.
OMG! Did you see those legs?" "Yerp she's an Alice.
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an amazing girl who is great at achieving her goals. she will try hard to make u smile but she can be a bit of a bitch. hahaha jk ily
A small girl ranging from ages 3-7 who sings badly but people think it's brilliant. A perfect example of this is shows like America's got talent and various terrible talent shows
"Singing Alice's bore me"