Jiminey Cricket

The man who stops the world for you. The moon in the sky. The love of ones life. Someone you never stop thinking about. With gentle eyes, a radiant smile, and a kiss that makes your knees weak. A different type of brotha. With a mention of his name, you can't help but smile. Your sweetest friend.

I'm so happy to have Jiminey Cricket in my life. Jiminey Cricket is the sweetest man I know. I'd give my all just to have one day with Jiminey Cricket

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Battle Cricket

Usually a very hidious female, may be very skinny and unatractive. So much so that it looks like she has been at war with life and losing.

person 1: "Man, I cant believe that battle cricket keeps calling me, I dont even know how she got my number."

person 2: "yeah man she is a swamp donkey, ass trollop. Thats why i gave her your number instead of mine."

person 1: "Gooch Tickler!"

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strip crickets

The annoying folk on Las Vegas Boulevard that hand out cards for strippers/escorts etc. They flick the cards making a clicking noise kinda like crickets chirping.
vegas crickets, strip confetti

Those strip crickets really get in the way when I'm walking LVB

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Cricket legs

Cricket legs means that your legs are recently shaven but slightly hairy and prickly, and when rubbed together feel like crickets or rubbed on somebody else feels very painful

Omg your legs are so prickly theyre scratching me you got cricket legs

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cricket master

an italian chink.

Will Cimino

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*crickets chirp*

This is wat u say when a joke obviously isnt funny and u want the other person to kno it

tard: HEY WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
you: *sigh*
tard: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!
you: *crickets chirp*

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moon cricket

a negro under the age of 15.

" i wish these moon cricket's would get out of the street". or... "shouldnt these moon cricket's be in school?"

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