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A common running joke in newfoundland refering to to homosexual men; Mike Grant and Derek Ashley. the joke arose from the remark that Mike Grant is a fag and always says Derek Ashley's name in full with a very serious tone which was then satirized to the extent of sounding like batman from the Dark Knight with a mix of Dr. Tran. The joke has many implementations and uses; a common being the saying of Derek Ashley in the use of Marco Polo.
Example 1
guy 1: DEreK!
guy 2: Ashley!
Mike Grant: im right here...
Example 2
guy 1: wheres Mike?
guy 2: probably off in the shed with DEREK ASHLEY
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A police officer that beats off to 2 girls 1 cup
"Dude I think I know that cop"
"Yeah me too. He's a total Derek Chauvin"
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a chinky man child who never stops eating. he doesn't fit into society and many think hes an alien
Dude, did you see that weird guy in the corner eating candy? He's such a Derek.
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really cool bean. he waved @ us :D and skiby nearly stole his shoe. and ali walked into him. WOW. we love del.
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Extremely overrated shortstop for the New York Yankees - although he's a very good hitter (for a shortstop), he's pretty bad defensively and is waaay overpaid, even by baseball's exorbidant standards. He's baseball's equivalent of Tom Brady.
Wow! He had a .500 slugging average and drove in 100 RBIs ONCE! He almost hit 25 homers a couple of times, and he's never struck out 150 times in a season! What a fantastic player! Scott Brosius also won all of those rings! Scott Brosius is the second-greatest player ever!
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The dickhead who decided to put his knee on George Floyd's neck for 7 minutes and 46 seconds. He did this with extreme indifference for human life. George Floyd, despite being on drugs, was clearly struggling for his life, but this dickhead kept his knee on Mr. Floyd's neck until the paramedics came. He made all cops look like racist assholes, when, in fact, the amount of racist cops is proportional to the amount of racist people in the population. He is currently free on a $1 million dollar bail and is scheduled for trial on March 7, although in all likelihood, this will be delayed. He'll probably be spending 20+ years behind bars, but Minnesota law does not allow for a life sentence in his case, only a maximum of 40 years.
Derek Chauvin should never have been a cop. He demonstrated extreme indifference to human life with his stupid reckless move. And he had almost 8 minutes to think about what he was doing and stop.
Despite this, Derek Chauvin is a free man (at least for now)
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A disorder given at birth. Derek Syndrome is a disorder of the genitals that leads to an extremely undersized penis. Symptoms of this disorder may be increased with heavy consumption of alcohol. People with this disorder are likely to turn homosexual. People with this disorder are also likely to be overly aggressive towards because of their childlike penis.
Ashley: That guy Derek I slept with last night was horrible. It was like having sex with a field mouse.
Levi: Yeh I think that he has Derek Syndrome. That's why we call him "Needle dick."
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