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Is not an exhausting redneck dance, but in fact, a highly contagious STD.
"If it hadn't been for cotton eyed Joe, I'd been married a long time ago..."
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derogatory term for persons of European ancestry, specifically northern European ancestry
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a word used as a put-down. it is a person that wears glasses and is a person you do not like.
"You are a four-eyed-fuck".
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The male sex organ
Or an anaconda with one eye
My one eyed anaconda hurts because i've been playing with it too much.
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A spotlight used for poaching animals, esp deer. The reference is to instead of using dogs to chase the animal in question, you "spotlight" it, and it freezes, long enough for you to shoot it, usually from your car.
"Waitin in the front yard sittin on a log, single shot rifle and a one eyed dog, yonder come my kinfolk in the moonlight, Lousiana Saturday night." -from the Mel Mcdaniels song "Louisiana Saturday Night."
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When one proceedes to bang a girl, pulls out near ejaculation, skeet in her eye, and finally kick out her shin. Now you have a pissed off, one-eyed, one-legged, bitch chasing after you. Hence, the one-eyed pirate.
Tom was prepared to run for his life after giving his girl friend a one-eyed pirate.
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verb. A sex act involving a limber woman. Where the woman spreads her legs and grabs her ankles. Oral, Vaganal, and Anal sex ensue, in THAT order. No ATM here.
Dude! I found a hot little gymnast who's so horny she's willing to do a Three Eyed Turtle!
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