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When you try to fart and shit on yourself
"I was farting all day, when I got home...turns out I was sharting
When you think it's going to just be a fart, so you let it out, but you realize that you just shit yourself a little.
"What's the bad smell?"
"Oh sorry man I just shart a little."
It’s when u think u just farted but instead u come to realize that u just covered ur undies in Nutella
Hey derick I have to go to the bathroom ASAP rocky.
Oh shit did u fart?
No I think i SHARTED
It's like a fart, but shittier.
Gary: I went to fart last night and then shat the bed. What's on the go?
Bartholomew: Gary, that's a shart.
Gary: Whoa.
When you let out what you think is a fart, and you end up shitting in your pants.
"Omg. I just sharted."
When your sick, cold, and sitting on your grandmas new white couch when suddenly you let out a twisted ripper fart.. you roll off the couch and scoot on your ass over to the bathroom leaving a forbidden chocolate stain behind you
“So.. Gramma I accidentally sharted on your new white couch. Please forgive me, Sincerely, Jessica”
something mar the admin does when she eats too many hot fries
Chase: Dang mar, did you shart? It smells like rotting babies