Air Force

The most powerful and respectable service in the DoD. Often under-appreciated. Someone starts a war and the Air Force are in there before anyone else even knows what's going on. Most powerful because they can drop nukes. You won't see any Marine taking out an entire city in a few seconds. Higher fitness standards than the Navy and Army (have you seen their Basic Training recently?!) and equal to Marines. The Air Force spends more on it's airmen and women each year than any other service, boosting morale and making it more respectable. Each airman and woman is trained to the highest standard, so that they are able to operate and maintain the world's most expensive aircraft and some of the USA's most expensive equipment. The Air Force takes a casual approach to things, and still manages to get the job done better than any sailor, soldier, or Marine. Any pilot in the USAF could fly from the US to Iraq in the morning and make it back before you'd even know they were gone. Contrary to popular opinion among the rest of the services, the Air Force is not a bunch of lazy faggots who sit behind desks pushing pencils. Anytime you're in deep shit, call in the Air Force and have them drop a thousand pounder before you even have time to load your pussy assault rifle. Anyone who thinks the Air Force isn't tough is obviously an asshole because they don't know how hard each airman and woman works. They're fucking awesome. Plus they got the hottest chicks in the services ;)

CALL IN CLOSE AIR SUPPORT AND TAKE THOSE FUCKERS DOWN!

*loud screeching sound, followed by a huge explosion and a glimpse of an F-16*

Face it, the air force is frickin' awesome.

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Curve Force

A lesser known interaction in physics, primarily between men's eyes and women's bodies.

The Curve Force is known to possess the lowest value in terms of utility, and the greatest potential of disaster. It is a spontaneous reaction, and hence difficult to prevent. Its directly proportional to the beauty of the woman, and inversly to that of the man.

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defense force

When people come to the defense of a product/company in order to defend their purchase/usage of said product and, in turn, their ego.

Bill: Christ, the PS4 is way expensive and there really isn't many good games coming out for it
Ron: Fuck you, if you can't afford it maybe you should stop working at McDonalds
Bill: Here comes the Sony defense force

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Jeremy: This band isn't how they used to be
Paul: Then stop listening to them, turn off your computer and stop having opinions that contradict mine.

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Force Talk

When you are forced to make small talk. Usually happens when you run into someone you haven't seen in a long time. Neither of you actually cares about the answers to any of the questions you are asking each other.

Husband: "How was your day?"

Wife: "The usual, I actually ran into Jen from college at the supermarket and had to make some force talk"

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force factor

A ripoff, you should feel like a dumbass if you bought this product.

Tim: I Got Force Factor to get me ripped without doing any work sitting on my fatass.

Jake: Thats some bullshit you bought, you have to work your fatass and eat right to lose weight.

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forced laugh

an unnatural laugh, one that is used to cover up emotion or when you aren't feeling the funny but have to laugh due to politeness

I managed a forced laugh when they made a stupid joke.

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Forced drama

Drama you don't like.

Bro 1: Did you see that show last night? That was all forced drama bulls***.
Bro 2: You mean it was all drama you didn't enjoy but probably appeals to a fairly wide audience?
Bro 1: Yeah, exactly!

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