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A song sung to the tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck,
Screw a kangaroo!
69 a porcupine,
An orgy at the zoo!
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When you stub your pinky on any object on ground level and it hurts like shit.
Noone knows why it does, but it does.
Stubs Toe
aaaaaaaaa fuck fuck fuck MY TOE YOU SON OF A BITCH DOOR
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A different name for the erotic pleasures shared between two people
As I lie expectantly on the comfortable couch, wearing only the see-through nightgown he bought me, he approaches. I spread my legs and am immediately arroused. He takes off his boxers and I see the largest most wonderful penis I have ever seen. He then lays ontop of me and strokes my breast gently. Soon his fingers move down my silky smooth body and rest on my thigh where his penis rests. We then get into position and he begins to gently move up and down. Shortly afterwards we experience the greatest pleasure known to anyone and are moaning and shouting, "FUCK ME! FUCK ME! YEAH BABY! SAY MY NAME!" and with these words I grab his ass and massage it gently. Then we roll over and I grab his hands and place them on my breasts where they remain until tomorrow.
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A smoother variation on fuck that, which basically means "No" or "Forget that".
Another example is bitch please.
Joey: Yo man, ya'll got any cashmoney? I needz ta feedz.
Me: Man! Fucks that! Ya'll still owe me ten bucks!
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1. To stick a man's penis into a woman's vagina vigorously and fastly in order to give both parties an orgasm.
2. The best thing to do
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The magical word with endless meanings and usage.
1.Ultimate expression of extreme emotion, exclamation used in anger.
2.Noun for "have sex with".
To violently have sex with; sex had hard; unromantic, possibly kinky sex; hard sex.
A term used in place of "have sex with", usually said with lust or anger, in vigor, passion, desperation, horniness or contempt.
Noun: fuck, fucker, motherfucker.
Adjective: fucked, fuckafied, fuckalicious, fuckerrific, fuckable, fucktastic.
Verb: fuck-up, fuck, fuckafy.
The variation fucking may be used anywhere in a sentence to greatly enhance the sentence's oomph.
"I wanna fuck you like an animal" --Nine Inch Nails
"Did you fuck her?!"
"Fuck the man!"
"That fuck was fucking fucktastic you fucking fuck!"
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