Morning Loose

The female equivalent to Morning Glory or Morning Wood.

When a woman wakes first thing in the morning and is gaping wide as if ready for insertion.

"I must have been dreaming about StupidPeanut last night - woke up looser than a bucket of worms"

Girl 1: "woke up with morning loose today"
Girl 2: "did your fella notice?"
Girl 1: "yeah - thanks to the the smell"

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Loose Shifter

One who presses too lightly on the "Shift" key, thereby causing breaks in strings of exclamation/question marks.

Loose Shifter: THATS SO COOL!!111!!!!1

Annoyed Person: You are such a loose shifter.

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loose change

dude its a video that shows how fucked up bush and his government butt agents
go to youtube.com and type in loose change and see why george bush blew up the twin towers and since he was racist blamed arabs

loose change isa video not coins

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get loose

getting nasty and doing anything sexual

yo mama get loose for a dub

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Moving loose

When someone is doing something out of the ordinary

Person - “I’m watching how toothbrushes are made. Ever since I got my electric one i can’t stop thinking about it” Friend - “You’re moving loose”

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loose in the loafers

adj. for a homosexual male

I think our math teacher is a little loose in the loafers

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loose angela

n., Los Angeles, especially when referring to the sex culture there.

Is Morrissey's time in Loose Angela coming to an end?

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