The lowest man on the totem pole. Usually some one who should “shut the fuck up” or doesn’t know what they are talking about
“Tell that peanut picker piece of shit to shut the fuck up he doesn’t know what he’s talking about “- 1st LT
When some sharts themselves, and it comes out their pant leg, falling to the floor.
Paul-"That dude laughed so hard he shit himself!" Matt- "Yeah, he is a total peanut flopper."
A practice where one covers their testicles in a sticky substance and then covers them in peanut dust. The Swirler the crouches over the Swirlee and gesticulates so that they receive a gentle dusting from the excess peanut dust across their face.
“Bro, I tried the Peanut Swirl with my wife last night. It was fucking awsome!”
When one consumes excessive amounts of peanuts and proceeds to excrete the digested peanuts into a box, which is generally intended to be addressed and shipped out.
"I hope my ex had fun cleaning up after opening my box of packaging peanuts."
"Yeah... those can get messy."
The worst friend that could ever exist, he is the one that would poop in his pants, he is the one that will make fun of you tell you get aids, he will rape you if he needs too.
A sexual activity where the one of the partners digs in the other partners asshole until he or she gets shit out of the bootyhole.
Me and my girl where Peanut Diving last night that shit was crazy.
A simple sex move, it involves the 69 position but both parties involved place peanut butter on their man and lady bits, and you henceforth lick the peanut butter off like dogs
"How did it go with Jenna last night?"
"Great we fucked and she gave the best peanut 69 I ever had!"