new year

when the world completes the cycle of 365 full days and starts a new cycle of 365 days, which is usually on the 1st of January, or for some people its the 16th of March

'hey, how many days to go til new year?'

'well,the date today is 2nd January, so I say around 363 days'

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Christ year

The year of your 33rd birthday.

Harold really came into his own on his Christ year.

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My Year

When someone is convinced that this year will be their best year making money, doing business, and or love life.

This gon' be my year, this my year, this gon' be my year, this my year,

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Lesbian years

Lesbian years are similar to dog years. When lesbians date and then fall in love, time really flies. There's not a real science to it, just think, roughly double. I round when necessary.

I was telling my friend "oh yeah remember when I dated that narcissist for five months? It was really like a year in lesbian years. "

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Year 7

Where little shits try to act funny, think they are cool because they mess around in front of older years. Showoff in front of girls. They think it's cool to get detentions even though they sound like squeakers. They play Apex Legends and Fortnite. If you don't spend money on the game, they bully you. If you have a girlfriend in Year 7 then that's just really gay.

"Look at me, I'm so fast" Sam
"Let's see then" Hannah.
Proceeds to runs for 5 minutes, comes back.

"Very fast innit" Sam.
"Heheeh, you want to go out but how much skins you got on fortnite" Hannah.
"3" Sam
"Fuck off you scummy bastard" Hannah.
"What a loser that Year 7 is" Year 9

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Year 7A

The most iconic class in the school
Been together since the year before year 1
Pretty gay
also kinda toxic tbh
Sometimes ur ashamed of being in it but sometimes ur proud

Someone from Year 7B: we're better than 7a

Someone from Year 7A: we've been in the school longer than you so shut up
Someone from Year 7B: Atleast we aren't gay LOL

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Calendar Year

A financial year starting on January 1 and ending on December 31. Called a calendar year for obvious reasons.

Person 1: Did you hear about the budget for calendar year 2016?
Person 2: No! That shit is boring as fuck.

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