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Used to define american imperialism and their obsession with the democracy export, often linked to images of powerful weaponry
Do you see this tank? 70 tons of pure democracy son!
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equal the number twenty-four(24).
me:dude I had a metric shit-ton of cookies the other day.
some guy:how many?
me:24.
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Unit of Measurement: A Metric Shit-Fuck Ton is Metric Shit Load multiplied by a Metric Fuck Ton
Adjective: An amount of any substance, product, space or people that exceeded a rational thought and reasonable description.
Example: 2 Metric Shit Loads x 7 Metric Fuck Tons = 14 Shit-Fuck Tons
1) "Bro! Do we have enough booze for the party tonight?" , "Yeah Dude! We got a Metric Shit-Fuck Ton!"
2) "Hey Buddy! Is there enough room for the new Foosball table?", "Yeah Buddy! There's like 3 Metric Shit-Fuck Tons of room!"
3) "How much stupidity can one person posses??", "Judging by his actions, I'm going to say a Shit-Fuck Ton..."
Girl 1: "Does anyone have any pads?"
Girl 2: "No, but I've got a tampon."
Girl 1: "I ASKED FOR A PAD, NOT A FRIKING INSERT-PUSSY-TON!"
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When a female from the Chinese persuasion gags herself to vomit in a bowl, then finishes the process by eating the bowl of vomit.
I really love it when my girlfriend won ton soups and i videotape it for educational purposes.
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Thot-ing-ton- is constantly fucking (sex) female who cant stop having sex and will do anything for a piece of wood (penis), she will fuck the crew, the family or anybody that she desire, also when the kids are involve a lot of these Thot-ing-tons (thots) trick off just to provide for them if aint nothing else they can do.
Kaniya; She's not a thot not even close.
Cj; Yea you rite more like thot-ing-ton lol but you can't judge her though, but I want judge her either.
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