your mother wears army boots

During WWII prostitutes who followed the troops around, sometimes wore army boots or combat boots. It's akin to calling some one's mother a prostitute.

"your mother wears army boots" is a vintage version og a "your momma" insult.

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Thou Needn’t Wear a Mask

When a head of state is against the use of masks in public in response to widespread violent protests in their land, so that the police could identify and arrest the rioters; or in case any public mask hoarding could deprive hospitals of them—either situation contradicts public health measures in a pandemic.

During the coronavirus crisis, the implicit “Thou needn’t wear a mask” message only raises panic in the population that there aren’t enough masks available for everyone.

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I want to wear your pants

A lame pick-up line; lost-in-translation.

Playa--"I deed exactly what you tol' me to do, coach. I toook her to deener. I got her teepsy. Theen I tol' her 'I want to wear your pants'...she just loooked at mee like I'm crazy!!!

Coach--I told you to say: I want to GET IN your pants; not WEAR your pants...dumbass!!!

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Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?!

Indisputably. Without question. On the same continuum as 'is the Pope Catholic?', 'does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?', and 'does a one-legged duck swim in circles?' 'Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?!' sources from the cardinal red Gucci and Prada 'pimp' shoes the Pope sports in public- in other words, total pimp fashion in a pontiff.

Joshua:"Would you like to sleep with Emily?"

Jeremy:"Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?! Of course I want to sleep with Emily, retard. Emily's a totally hot pumpkin smuggler!"

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wearing your ass on your face

wearing your ass on your face to forcibly implant your face into your ass similar to having a foot in your ass but much more severe

don't mess with officer smith or you will be wearing your ass on your face

Ur pa wears a bra

Ur pa (grandpa) wears a bra is worse than ur mom gay,ur dad lesbian, Ur granny tranny and ur sister a mister combined. Be careful how you use it.

Brad:"Don't make me say it."
John:"Say it cunt."
Brad:"UR PA WEARS A BRA"
John:*evaporates from planet earth*

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girls wearing lots of rings

Yea she’s probably gay or bi or pan or something. She might have a hoop side nose piercing or a septum as well. Lots of rings is something fellow gays can usually tell the sexuality’s of others with. Along with things like cuffed pants and colorful dyed hair.

Lesbian: Ahhh i wanna go up and make a move but i don’t know if she’s straight or not.

Friend: That girls wearing lots of rings and has the bottom portion of her head buzzed, she’s definitely a little fruity.

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