Fajita Johnson

Overacting or, trying to hard to impress. Sometimes just overall idiocy

1: "Alright, move, move, move! We gotta win this one!
2: "Fine, jeez, u don't have to be such a Fajita Johnson"

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Boris Johnson

Definition: A mop
fucked up UK with his tiny penis
no1 biggest sanctioner in history
killled the uk economy as soon as covid eased.
married a woman 21 years yunger than him
most famous quote "the cure covid we must sacrifice with covid by living with covid :)"

'The fucking mop couldnt clean up his own shit'.
'Boris Johnson has a wet mop for hair'

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sloppy johnson

when you cover your tally in manwhich and have your girlfriend lick it off.

Caren was so hungry she ate 5 sloppy johnsons for dinner.

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Hum A Johnson

The combination of slobbing on a nob and humming one's favorite tune.

"I hum far too much johnson for my own good."

"I have an idea, how about you hum a johnson!"

"I'm gonna go tame that ass."

"I hooked up with a bitch last night."
"Did she hum your johnson?"
"Naw she gave me that gum job cus she had no teef."

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Hobo Johnson

Best rap/poet I’ve heard in a long while.

Have you heard Hobo Johnson’s rap, Peach Scone

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Bobby Johnson

A term used to describe a type of marijuanna normally called OG kush

"I got an optimo full of that Bobby Johnson. You wanna get faded?"

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Baillie Johnson

An unholy ass nigga who is everyone's daddy and will fuck your sister without hesitation.

Damn that nigga done fucked my sister. What a Baillie Johnson.