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Fred Thompon claims that he supports "family values", but in reality, he is a lecherous womanizer.
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The spawn of satan
like...
Satan on earth
Mother: omg, plz clean up this mess omq the house is so messy again =.=
Son: My socks on the floor and you say its messy ._.
Son Thinks * Damn Woman and there OCD' *
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Sammy (S-aME)
looks don't matter, as long as your easy.
*men who like whores*--no taste
Being a womanizer is like collecting STD---ya' gatta catch them all!
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a guy who loves women and chases them, women chase him too, but when he finds one he truly likes he stays true to them. usually a very nice guy, almost perfect you could say.
random girl- he's with like every girl
random girl- true, i think even i like him a little
girl he likes- im with him now, he's great
womanizer- im staying with this one, forget the other ones
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When men drink too much alcohol they:
Can't drive
Argue with everyone over nothing
Ramble on without making sense
Gain weight
Become overly emotional
Fail to think rationally
Have to sit down when urinating
Cant perform sexually
refuse to apologize when wrong
and for the serious drinkers...develop man boobs (gynecomastia)
just like a woman.
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