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The Artesian Ice Cream Machine

When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone

What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”

by Doomnator September 21, 2021


Danger Cream

Ice cream sold by strange men in the back of a van.

Emily couldn't resist the Danger Cream.

by Danger Cream Expert February 27, 2024


Danger Cream

Delicious forbidden ice-cream sold by strange men in the back of white vans possibly made with elicit substances.

Bro: "Got an ice-cream the other day, sold by a man in a white van, it was delicious."
Me: "Ahhh yes, one of those Danger Creams, can't trust all those vans you know, never know what its made out of"

by Danger Cream Expert March 15, 2024


TJ Cream

A powerful, rich French

Hey Julien, you are TJ Cream!

by ToasterTom March 10, 2024


Cream shot

When you cum on your partner and it pools in their belly button.

My boyfriend blasted all over me and gave me a good cream shot. He promptly drank it.

by MiraculousCoomster April 24, 2021


Whipped cream on pie

When someone is so absolutely enamored another person that they’d do anything for them

Person A: He got me roses and a necklace to ask me out and he told me he’s been planning it for months
Person B: he’s so down atrocious whipped cream on pie

by auroralotus December 4, 2022


cream piece

Another person who let’s you cream in them willingly and leave as you please (multiple times).

oh your talking to that girl?”
“no she’s just my cream piece”

by alexistexasssss July 7, 2020