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Anniversary

Happy Facebook anniversary

by Pepepepepe1325160 May 28, 2017


Facebook

See "Security Hole."

Man 1: Hey someone hacked my Galaxy S9
Man 2:How?
Man 1: They got my Facebook password and used the app to reset my phone cuz it can access all my files

by IncorrectAssumptions December 18, 2018


Facebook

A disgrace to the name of humanity prejudiced furthering agist hatecrime and safe haven for drugs sale assistance with suicide stolen property human trafficking and penetrative child pornography

Facebook just blocked me again limiting my law enforcement abilities because I hit the wrong button I should shoot someone

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022


Facebook

Once the biggest kingdom on the internet, now itโ€™s a wasteland full of 40 year old single mothers; monster energy zero ultra sippers; jokes about phone bad, book good; antivaxxers.

Mufasa: One day, everything you can see infront of you will be all yours!

Simba: Everything? And whatโ€™s dark, shadowy place?

Mufasa: Thatโ€™s facebook! You must never go there Simba!

by VirginHunter69 August 25, 2020


Facebook

The main reason why MySpace died and is also the hotspot for stupid boomers. Every corner, there is always a racist, anti-vaxxer, insane parent, and stupid person that love to spam emojis that is obsessed with minion memes. Minions used to be funny and adorable until boomers found them. Also don't forget it is used by the CIA, FBI, and NSA to spy on you.

Karen: Did you look at this minion meme on Facebook ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
Susan: Lol yes I did so funny ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

by IdekIForgotMyName February 2, 2021


FaceBook

A website created by the fascist icon Mark Zuckerberg to detect and archive the target ethnicities of a future genocide.

"Those guys are going on the real FaceBook. They'll be wiped out in years."

by Tweet Tweetler June 11, 2019


Facebook

app used mostly by elderly people who want to feel young, or used by their children and grandchildren to communicate for their grandmother.

grandmother: download little daughter Facebook is the application of the moment. Granddaughter: Grandma, you're already 50 !!

by Miserable_Bitch.12 November 20, 2020