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forrest fire

a large mob of angry idiots with weapons

my friend attracted a forrest fire yesterday by calling the boss an idiot.

by Archer S. October 11, 2017


fire scallops

A giant red head's scrotum with one nut chocked off laying on a prep table.

Originated in a restaurant in downtown Orlando.

Take a picture of these fire scallops to show what today's special is.

by I_Am_Jimmy_Bob December 2, 2022


fire cheese plate

A code term used by restaurant staff to point out a hottie in the dining room.

Fire cheese plate at table twelve

by Sarah Jane beans April 9, 2017


Fire cunt

Max Garrard

Max Garrard is such a cunt he’s a fire cunt. A cunt, but on fire. Fire cunt.

by Junt February 23, 2020


White man’s fire

When an inexperienced outdoorsman or homeowner attempts to light a bonfire, using improper technique combined with wet wood, resulting in a smoky, smouldering plume that smokes out the whole area so all the neighbours can see and smell it.

Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.

Craig’s been working at that fire for 20 minutes now has done nothing but give off smoke signals

There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.

by Definerofdefinitions October 4, 2023


Spaniard Balls of Fire

crush 10 bull testicles with 2 chocolat butlah using a blender to make a fine paste. Optional: rub your own balls with Lidocine. Rub some of the paste on your balls, put a mexican hat on, and do you girl or boy doggy style. make sure your balls hit your partner where it counts. You may sing Lacucaracha for atmosphere.

Man, yesterday I gave my boy a good Spaniard Balls of Fire. He will never cheat on me now.

by XwiZed August 15, 2018


Fire Hydrant Vagina

a projectile spewing vagina when cumming

After last night's one night stand, I realized why the sheets were wet: because of my fire hydrant vagina....... I wish my girl was there to help with the fire on 69th ave last week, her Fire Hydrant Vagina would have finished the job.

by haleyyyla December 28, 2016