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A guy being nice too a woman and saying they have equal rights
"Dave is such a simp he gave lily flower" , Daz said.
"I know" , Timmy replied
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But there's no easy way to say this but uh- look. you're a simp. Im gonna have to report you back to kuzco
A person (usually a guy) who tries waaay too hard to get the attention, love or sex from the girl they like.
In most cases: a) the girl doesn’t even know the guy enough; b) she doesn’t care the slightest; c) she is obviously not interested.
Don’t confuse simping with just being nice, simping is being too intense and over-the-top.
In September a lot of simps can be found in horny jail.
Jessica: Have you heard it? Pimp the Simp and his simp squad went simping a smoking hot redhead wearing leather jacket. Luckily Simp police led by captain Badass was nearby and intervened in time.
John Doe: Whoa! Were Pimp and Co sent to horny jail for simping?
Jessica: No, captain Badass was in a good mood, so she just fully restrained them and gave keys to the redhead after doing that “Don’t start now” dance.
John Doe: That’s brutal! How do you know all this in such detail?
Jessica: It’s simple - I am the redhead.
(Removes her blond wig and reveals herself in all fiery glory)
John Doe: (thinking) She is smoking hot, maybe I should simp her…
Jessica Redhead: (Uses her telepathic abilities to read his thoughts) Bad idea.
(Pulls out a badge showing that she is captain Badass).
John Doe: (Looks both intrigued and horrified)
Jessica Badass Redhead: (With a menacing glare and slightly grinning) I think we both know what happens next.
(Suddenly the ground cracks and from a chasm in a beam of light emerges Dua Lipa. She starts singing “Don’t start now”. Everybody is dancing)
Me: (to the waitress) This cocktail is nova! Gimme another one.
1: Super. Intense. Minecraft. Player. 2: Super. Into. Mashed. Potatoes. 3: Squirrels. In. My. Pants
1: hey man I am a simp 2: Bro guess what im SIMP 3: BRO I HAVE SIMP CALL THE AMBULANCE
A person who values a woman's positive emotions than his life or financial position.
A person who is overly nice to a woman eg: Repetitive Buying of clothes, Asking if they need anything often, and the overall main goal is the happiness of the simps target. Then brush it off as being nice to women.
Often confused as just being nice to a woman for a short period of time eg: helping them up, passing them something out of reach that they can easily reach. And getting married or establishing a weak to a strong relationship.
(Chads are simps period)
Stop simping bro.
He is a simp.
That person is a simp.
Man, she gets so many simps.
Don't call me a simp!