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A reminder that Gobble (felatio) is on the regular schedule and the "time" has come.
During christmas or Thanksgiving when the turkey is ready to be carved at the table and family takes there seats.
" I know you've been called to a late shift at the hospital but you cant go. Its Turkey time!
"Everyone sit at the table and lick you lips becuase its Turkey Time"
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When an individual needs to jackoff.
Mike- "Hey Sean, what time are you taking out Heather?
Sean- "Right now, but I have to squeeze in some J-Time before I pick her up."
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A collection of the most boring stories ever written. The authors root through dictionaries for hours trying to make their stories sound mature (failing). There's also an editorial where Neopet Staff try to cover up for all the senseless freezing.
Guy #1: What are you reading?
Guy #2: Neopian Times
Guy #1: *yawn*
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What I do to your mom every day.
Dude 1: Yo dude! Did you see what I did to my brother's fiance?
Dude 2: Your brother's fiance? What the fuck would you be doing to her?
Dude 1: Dudeeee! We did tickle time ya know?
Dude 2: With your bro's fiance? Wow! You're one lucky mofo
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Amount of time it takes to get from one ho's house to the next.
Yo, it was some serious down time from Jenna's crib to Shaniqua's. But it was for real gettin' to Tonisha's cuz I got pigged-out like a villian.
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When you have to go poop, usually when you also have a mobile device.
Mike: Ugh, I have to go poop. Good thing I charged my phone.
Fred: Game time. What are you going to play?
Mike: I prefer soduku.
Fred: Heathen.
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When you're up WAY LATE at night and you suddenly find everything and anything hilarious, as if you were drunk.
So today I woke up sore-throated after laughing so much when staying up until like 4am being all time wasted. I swear that I was so time wasted that even Larry King was hilarious.
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