I'm just pissing on your tits

A hilarious variation of "I'm just kidding" or "I'm just pissing around".

Except with a lot more awesome.

Callum: I'm your dad.
Fingers: WHAT?
Callum: Don't worry, I'm just pissing on your tits.
Fingers: Oh.

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Piss Soaked Dump Bucket Challenge

Simalar to the "Ice Bucket Challange", accept the ice water is replaced with urine and excremiment. The challenge is often issued to someone that you don't like.

I challange Paul to the piss soaked dump bucket challenge!

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she can't hold her piss.

It is a phrase used mainly in Ireland, that means this particular woman cant keep a secret, especially when she is drunk.

Guy 1:Did you here what she said about Sean last night?

Guy 2: Sure you know that after a few beers she can't hold her piss.

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Pissing like the Co-op horse

A lengthy stand up piss, making lots of noise and seemingly never ending.

Co-op horse - used to pull the milk float in years gone by.

He must have been on the boys lager last night , lsten , he's pissing like the Co-op horse

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5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

..to masturbate.

Damn....Mark hasn't gotten any strange for like 5 years. The only release he gets is doing the 5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump. Poor f*cking bastard!

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He can't even piss in a cup

A dude that can't handle working with intelligent women.

Don't worry sweetie, he can't even piss in a cup.

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Are you pissing on my wiener?

When someone is mentally, verbally, and physically yanking your goodies. In other words, when you think someone is joking with you.

Brian- Dude, I totally boinked Sara last night.

Sam- Are you pissing on my wiener?

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