Johnathon: aww hell naw I ain't going to England
Richard: Come on dude, it isn't that bad
Johnathon: That 9th world country isn't worth my time!
A gang that includes Putin, Volodymyr Zelensky, and joe biden.
The world war ||| gang Omg guys they are bombing us!!!
A girl named Cadence. She's got eyes that sparkle like the Hudson River, and deep brown eyes that glow in the sunlight. She's got the most amazing smile, and laughter that would drive any sane man mad. She's by far, the most beautiful girl in the world.
Oh, you think she's the most beautiful girl in the world? Nah, that's Cadence, she's The Most Beautiful Girl in the World.
Sharon Krasni
Omg wow Sharon Krasni my love how are you so damn beautiful your the most beautiful girl in the world
Most annoying video on youtube
"Hey dude have you seen the worlds cutest frog video yet?"
"Yes actually my sister thaught it would be funny to lock me up in a room and have this playing outside the door till I fucking killed myself..."
"BUT ITS SO CUTE"
"BUT ITS SO ANNOYING"
:/
question—who is the most perfect girl in the world?
answer—Bethany Williams<3
The Moral World Cup is an award given to international cricket frauds, England. They have won this award every year except for 1932-1933, when they used dangerous tactic Bodyline to stop GOAT batsman, Sir Donald Bradman. The name for this award comes from the 2023 Ashes, when World Class fraud Johnny Bairstow left his crease and got stumped by Alex Carey fair and square. Since then England complain about the spirit of cricket, despite World Class English ghost Stuart Broad smashing it to Michael Clarke at first slip and not walking in 2013.
Other characteristics include losing constantly to six time World Cup winners Australia (in all formats), inability to retain the Ashes, winning a fraudulent World Cup final in 2019 (New Zealand are the actual winners), constantly complaining about the spirit of the game and making lame excuses for their poor performances in the 2023 World Cup, (despite Australia playing WTC, Ashes and CWC). England are truly finished but are the only team to ever win the Moral World Cup.
Guy 1: England are so finished, they lost to the sheep farmers, Afghanistan
Guy 2: At least they won the Moral World Cup