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When you notice how great everyone’s haircut and style and can’t stop noticing and commenting.
Bro #1: Dude your hair looks awesome today!
Bro #2: I know man you’ve told me already. Are you hair horny or something?
Using a straw to clean up a mess left allowing lesbians to scissor in your bed.
I had to go to the doctor and get scoped after "vacuuming up cunt hairs"
When I child at the age of under 13 has half of one side of there hair missing
Excuse Shikiel you have half hair right now
funkily-dyed hair one might expect to see on Mars.
She has Martian hair.
It's the one long remaining hair on your boyfriend ends nuts after he attempts to shave them
Omg babe... I thought you shaved..., I found a coconut hair on the bottom of your nuts
When someone with long hair thinks they hella wise and smart but just waffling tryna be like gandalf and are actually just chatting shit and dumb asf
Aye Julian you have long hair syndrome ya know
When you are so scared that all your hair stands up on the back of your arms
“Omg I was so scared I was hair mongering”