When you cut off your penis and testicles cook it in a frying pan and proceed to eat it.
What are you doing Dave? I'm just eating my old hickory limb.
when somebody takes it up the ass from certain sponsor for payment for travel and/or training services. The "maude" for general cases would be the one expecting payment for goods and/or services. the "revenge" would be the act done that would be equal to monetary payment.
danny and....sponsor use "old maude's revenge" to settle payment
"old maude's revenge" is used as payment
old maude's revenge
derived from the cantonese saying lo5 yi5 fun1 fa1 (jyutping) which means a person is not hearing correctly, like someone old whose hearing has faded
My mum's so old ear distributes flower, I told her I had already eaten and she makes me lunch anyway.
When a woman is performing oral sex on you and she tries to come up so you punch her in the forehead.
“Dude last night shorty was slobbing me up but she got tired and tried to stop so I gave her the good old fashion terry shaw”
"OMG OLD YBA WAS BETTER UZU SUCKS ASS OMG!!!11! OLD YBA WAS BETTER ONG"
the 1 shot sptw combo from old yba:
"Hey Jimmy, do you remember Old YBA? I heard it's better than YBA right now. Sounds like cap to me tbh."
Old Scratch is a nickname or pseudonym for the Devil, Satan, Beelzebub ("Netflix series "Lucifer")
Lucifer describes himself as Satan, Beelzebub, Old Scratch.. "Actually I like that one in particular..."
Basically a Rusty Trombone Reach Around, but with old and young.
Hey, Grandma, wanna do an old trombone on me?