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A particularly ugly or miserable looking person, especially a woman
Christ, did you see that bird Tommo was with last night? She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle
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A hilarious variation of "I'm just kidding" or "I'm just pissing around".
Except with a lot more awesome.
Callum: I'm your dad.
Fingers: WHAT?
Callum: Don't worry, I'm just pissing on your tits.
Fingers: Oh.
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Simalar to the "Ice Bucket Challange", accept the ice water is replaced with urine and excremiment. The challenge is often issued to someone that you don't like.
I challange Paul to the piss soaked dump bucket challenge!
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A lengthy stand up piss, making lots of noise and seemingly never ending.
Co-op horse - used to pull the milk float in years gone by.
He must have been on the boys lager last night , lsten , he's pissing like the Co-op horse
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It is a phrase used mainly in Ireland, that means this particular woman cant keep a secret, especially when she is drunk.
Guy 1:Did you here what she said about Sean last night?
Guy 2: Sure you know that after a few beers she can't hold her piss.
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Damn....Mark hasn't gotten any strange for like 5 years. The only release he gets is doing the 5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump. Poor f*cking bastard!
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A dude that can't handle working with intelligent women.
Don't worry sweetie, he can't even piss in a cup.
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