Pants Party

Jay's favorite thing to do! z00t z00t!

Jay: Wanna come to the Pants Party?
Random Person: Sure... What kinda pants should I bring.
Jay: We don't wear pants at Pants Parties silly: *wink**wink*

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slumber party

Its like that, but you're supposed to do something more depraved than shitting in a purse!

After the slumber party, I proceeded to stick various fruits and vegetables in her anus..

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Green Party

A Green Party member believes that tree's and plants are the greatest things in the world. There are no humans, animals or bugs; just trees. Without Green Party members, there would be almost no one to make fun of. These people are so far left on the retard scale that they would kill themselves over a plant.

Also see psycho.

Green Party Member: SAVE THE EARTH!
Democrat: Isn't "save" spelled saev?
Republican: God Damn retards
Socialist: BARACK OBAMA IS MY HERO!

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Bang Party

A derisive term for fornication, commonly used by a virgin older brother in reference to his younger brother. Often spoken while making finger quotations.

"You are driving to Philadelphia for one night just for a bang party?"

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Knife Party

Noun. A term used to describe only the filthiest whomp step and dub drops, set apart from other sounds by the gritty sex it makes to the listeners ears

"yo dawg you go to that knife party skrillex threw last night?!"

"of course son! my head hurts from all the eargasm"

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pajama party

A Pajama Party is a party where there are no drugs, hoes or hard alcohol involved. These kinds of parties usually consist of pussy mixer drinks and really gay, lame as hell card games that only fags would enjoy. Usually the parties are full of underage teens with maybe a scattering of adults that just cant seem to leave their teen years behind.

As the junkies wobbled down the street they spotted what they thought was a rockin party, so they headed on over to the front door of the party house only to be confronted by a bunch of lame, geeky teens grasping their homosexual mixer drinks.
Junkies: 'Yo wheres the REAL alcohol'
Homos: 'OMFG r u serious?!?!?!'
Junkies: 'ok well how bout some weed or sumthin?'
Homos: 'OMFG r u serious?!?!?!?!'
Junkies: 'fuck it lets go, these fags are havin a pajama party'

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Democratic Party

A group that masquerades as a political party. It is comprised of social justice warriors, snowflakes, racists, gender-sensitive cretins, and all manner of mentally ill individuals.

Without the Democratic Party, the United States of America would be a much better place.

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